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The World’s Best Collection of Big Chonks

There’s Chonks, then there’s Big Chonks, and then there’s the World’s Best Big Chonks!

With our recent Share Your Chonk giveaway accumulating over 1,000+ jaw-dropping entries, we knew we had to do something big with all the amazing cats that accumulated in our inbox.

So, to celebrate this monumental gathering of Chonks, we rolled up our sleeves, crunched the numbers, and did some seriously heavy-lifting analytics.

And before we announce the ultimate winners, as well as a few honorable mentions, let’s take a look at the fascinating, funny, and surprising details we pulled out of our collection of Chonks.

By the Numbers: Heavy-Hitting Chonk Stats

We received Chonks from all 50 US states and the District of Columbia — the most coming from the following places:

California – 88 Chonks
Florida – 73 Chonks
New York – 70 Chonks

We identified the most popular names given to these lovable Chonks:

Loki – 8 Chonks
Luna – 6 Chonks
Lily – 6 Chonks
Baby – 6 Chonks
Kitty – 5 Chonks

Other highly common names include: Max, Kiki, Sylvester, Ginger, Tigger, Sassy, Daisy, Buddy, Simba, Whiskers, Smokey, Binx, and Pumpkin.

And now for the winning Chonks:

3 BIG CHONK WINNERS!

The following three big winners of our Share Your Chonk contest represent everything it means to be a Chonk — Sass and Mass!

RESER

Meet Reser: 16 pounds of pure confidence and zero shame. When he lands, the house knows. When he uses the litter box… so do the neighbors. Toys? Beneath him. Royal lounging and dramatic entrances? His specialty. Certified Chonk. Undisputed king.

ARTHUR

In true orange cat fashion, he has the grace and agility of a Chonk. When he decides to join anyone in bed, you will be PBC = Pinned By Chonk. Weighing in at a stunning 20 pounds, he truly enjoys his snacks.

milo

Milo fits the definition of “Chonk” purrfectly. His larger than life physique mixed with his air of royalty cat-titude definitely qualifies him. When he wants something he will stare you down until his needs are met. He is convinced that this is his house and I am his servant. 🙂