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So a Cat Pooped in Your Bed…

You’ve fluffed the pillows, pulled back the covers, and there it is: a perfectly formed, undeniably feline, stinky gift of betrayal. Your bed has been compromised. There, is in fact, cat poop in your bed.

Once the shock of finding some cat feces in your cozy spot has worn off, it’s time to confront the fact that your cat did indeed go #2 in your bed. So, what next?

Do not panic. Do not immediately disown your cat. Take a deep breath (through your mouth, please) and follow this world’s best guide to surviving the ultimate feline faux pas.

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There’s cat poop in youR bed.

First things first: containment. Treat this situation with something as close to the gravity of a hazardous materials spill. Follow these three steps to ensure the poop vibes go bye-bye.

• The Scoop: Do not squish. Use a plastic bag, or something capable of carefully corralling the poop. Transfer the offending artifact to its rightful home: the garbage.
• The Wash: Strip the bed. All of it. Sheets, blankets, the mattress protector—throw it all in the washing machine on the hottest setting. Crucial step: Use an enzymatic cleaner. Regular detergent won’t cut it. Your cat’s nose is built like a bloodhound’s, and if your bed smells even vaguely like them, they will gladly use it as one again.
• The Mattress: If the payload was, ahem, soft, you might need to spot-treat the mattress itself. Scrub, sanitize, and pray to the laundry gods you’re not in line for a new mattress.

If you’re a single cat owner, it’s OK to skip ahead to see why your best bud is leaving #2 in your bed. If you’re a multi-cat owner, and you’ve already handled the smelly situation, it’s time to figure out whodunit?

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How to figure out which cat pooped in your beD

If you live in a multi-cat household, you now have a mystery on your hands. Who committed this blazen act?

• The Size Test: It’s physics. A big cat equals big poop. Tiny kitten equals tiny poop. Don’t overthink this one.
• The Interrogation: Stare deeply into each cat’s eyes. The innocent cat will stare back, demanding food. The guilty cat will also stare back, demanding food, because cats feel zero remorse.
• The Stakeout: If you want hard evidence, set up a pet cam. The culprit usually returns to the scene of the crime, or at least looks suspiciously at the bed while plotting their next move.

Once you’ve figured out the who, now it’s time for the why.

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Why did my cat poop in my beD?

Despite how it feels, cats don’t usually poop on beds just to ruin your day. Consider this a message. You just need to decode it.

Here’s a few potential theories on why your cat is using your bed, instead of their litter box:

• The Litter Box is Meh: When was the last time you scooped? If their box is full, they will find a clean, soft alternative. Your 400-thread-count Egyptian cotton sheets could fit the bill perfectly.
• Location, Location, Location: Did you move the litter box next to the noisy washing machine? Cats demand a peaceful, spa-like ambiance when doing their business.
• The Drama (Stress): Did you get a new dog? Have a baby? Leave for a vaca without them? Cats are notorious divas. A poop on the bed is the feline equivalent of a strongly worded, one-star Yelp review.
• The Treatment Sometimes, inappropriate elimination is a genuine cry for help. If this is a brand-new behavior, it’s worth trying a litter additive that attracts your cat to the box, like Good Habits™ Boosters™ litter additives. It might also be a medical issue like arthritis (making it too hard to climb into a high-sided box) or digestive trouble. A health-monitoring litter additive can help you uncover all sorts of issues, or it’s time to call the vet and let them help.

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Finding poop where you rest your head is a tragic rite of passage for true cat lovers.

Once you’re over the shock, clean the sheets, kiss your bud on the forehead, and go scoop the litter box.